Big problems.
One solution.

Down the stairs.
Past the strange noise.
You've gone too far.

SUPPORT_TERMINAL / 001SYSTEM UPTIME: DON'T ASK

“Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?”
— Roy Trenneman

> Awaiting the sound of a successful reboot.

PLEASE DO NOT TAP THE GLASS

Your ticket is very important to us.

So important, in fact, that we've put it in a special pile. Please enjoy this reassuringly beige waiting area.

0118 999 881 999 119 725… 3

Catchy. Convenient. Almost memorable.

Fictional sitcom number — please don't dial.